RoastWeb

Roast your website's SEO, speed and security, then fix it. One brutally honest audit checks Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, keywords, accessibility, security, and how ready your site is for AI search (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews). Every problem is explained in plain English, and one click turns the fixes into a ready-to-paste prompt for Claude or Cursor. The free tier shows your full score and everything that's wrong, no signup. The honest alternative to PageSpeed Insights.