roastme.gg

Pay to get publicly roasted by AI. Drop your X handle or a website, pick how hard it should hurt ($1 to a $1,000+ scorched-earth tier), and Claude writes a roast based on nothing but the name and the vibe it gives off, no bio, no posts, no scraping. Every roast lands on a public leaderboard ranked by price paid, with a shareable card for X.