Roast & Review

14 free AI-powered critique tools. Paste your resume, website, LinkedIn, pitch deck, or code and get a brutal roast with concrete fixes. No signup. No paywall. Results in 10 seconds. Each tool uses different AI personas — recruiter, designer, SEO expert, investor — so you get unique perspectives, not generic advice. Built with vanilla HTML/CSS/JS on Cloudflare. Lighthouse 99/100.